Okay, I’m pretty sure I have learned that elusive pineapple technique. I’ve been planning to create a Pineapple thong, and I think I have it down in my head. I just gotta lay it out in thread now, and see if it’s what I really want, or if I have to rip it out and redesign. I’m pre-designing (yes, I made up another word) in my head a lovely pair of pineapple boy-shorts, and the matching ‘kini. Now all I have to do is finish my latest project, drag my ideas through the impossibles, and see if they measure up. The good thing about that is the level of impossibles drops every time I finish a project. You should see my other blog. It’s getting a bit wordy. So now, I’m running away for a couple days, to hunt down that blasted dress, hope the mousies haven’t found it before me, and take pictures of it and the kilt. And get these new patterns built. There is an art to making patterns. You have to know how to “read” your work, and count. Only to 9, though. (lol) I know I’m not good at counting, but I have been known to count all the way to 500 when concentrating and counting dcs (double crochets). I might actually get a “real pattern” up for that dress at some point. Until then, try your best, and crochet, every day. See you soon!

Okay, so crochet isn’t my only tranq. I’m addicted to blogging, and I have so many patterns I have worked on, and changed, and made over, and recreated, that it’s become a bit of a passion with me. I can’t lug my sewing machine around with me, with my current project(s) hanging off it, so I’m sticking to my hook. Smaller, by pounds. If you notice that your pattern is located here, and I haven’t given you  credit for the original pattern, please, let me know. I’m a little picky about giving credit where it’s due. I won’t take credit for a pattern that all I did was to rewrite it so non-morons could read it, (as in the case of one pattern-to-be) and I refuse to take credit for the snood patterns I didn’t write/create/design on my own. I used doily patterns. Muchas Gracias, CrochetPatty. They’re well-written, beautiful, and totally fun to make. So as soon as I get some pics made, I’m going to be uploading them, and you’ll be able to see what the rest of my tranq looks like. It’s a totally addictive sport, and my hands (riddled with arthritis from cracking my knuckles for so many years) have a great range of motion, as well as strength. Get addicted today!

I hate finding patterns I can’t use, patterns that have been badly written, and so many times, a pattern that isn’t there.  I hate more not finding a pattern for something I want, so I have to create that pattern myself.  I use many different techniques, sometimes have a pattern that calls for switching hooks in the middle, and sometimes I just don’t give a fig what the yarn’s (or thread’s) gauge is, I just start crocheting and don’t stop til the project’s done. I have a few oddballs, and I have reached the point in my crocheting life where I really don’t care what the rest of the world thinks of my projects, I just do them, and am very proud that I  can.  I have been crocheting about 12 years now, and I love it. It is my tranquilizer. So If you see a pattern you find offensive, gauche,  bourgeois, or just plain dumb, I really don’t care. I’m not taking it down. If you don’t like it, love it or don’t look at it.